Total Medals Earned: 710 (From 134 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,590 Points
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)
It's part of the grind
Kill god, be cool
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/200 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Defeat Cato
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/210 points)
Beat the first 9 levels
Beat the first 27 levels
Beat the first 18 levels
Beat the game on any mode
Beat the game on classic mode
Medals Earned: 7/8 (340/365 points)
Boss #1
Boss #2
Boss #3
Boss #5
Boss #4
Boss #6
Crash the game... and your computer?
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/145 points)
You completed the tutorial!
This game sux!!!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!