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[Real Dog]

can't pick it up

[I Can't Talk to You : Foamy The Squirrel]

I hate the modern world my guy, communication is just a series of short blurbs and retweets about how "this thing offends me and it should offend you too" I miss the comfy days of messaging on MSN with people who disagreed on stuff but could still enjoy each other's company. Now we're all split up into camps, and if you go by media standards that's "Good people" or "Dumb assholes" when it should just be "People" on both sides.

[The Scissor Man of Clock Tower]

I still need to play Clock tower, ever since seeing Clock tower 3 in EGM all those years ago i've been interested. But I'm also a chickenshit so its hard to play horror games.

[Mario meets Steve]

Ohayou gozaimasu,
I am Masahiro Sakurai, from SORA Ltd.
Today I'd like to introduce the latest Super Smash bros DLC fighter pass character, Shrek from 'Shrek Fairytale freakdown' for the Gameboy color.

As always, I'd like to remind everyone that I do not choose the DLC characters. A few months ago Nintendo approached me and said "Mr. Sakurai, can you put Shrek into the game?" I thought to myself, it is impossible, he is a Dreamworks movie character and does not fit into the Smash Bros universe, so I replied "Yes, I will do it" 6 months later, here we are.

*Mr Sakurai goes on to detail Shrek's moveset*
So as you can see, Donkey is essential in order to control Shrek's rage meter.
As you saw in the announcement trailer, Shrek's final smash is "Credits Dance Party"
Shrek summons lots of fairly tale characters to have a big dance party as the credits roll. So many characters...Please don't flood my inbox to add any of them as fighters please.

Well that about wraps things up...wait, aren't I forgetting something?
*Mr.Sakurai reaches into his couch revealing a Shrek Amiibo*

That's right, Even Shrek will be getting his own Amiibo figure. The one I'm holding is the first of its kind, (If only it were the last) you can really see the detail in all of his filth, I think they captured Shrek's likeness at the very least.

*Sakurai sniffs*
Onions. It smells like Onions.

Just as Shrek is our first movie character, he is also our first scented Amiibo. Subsequent Amiibos of existing characters will now come scented as well. Now you can find out what your favorite Smash Bros character smells like. Ugh, just don't smell Wario.

*Mr. Sakurai makes a look of disgust*

And that concludes our presentation for today, Both Shrek and the Lord Farquaad and Gingerbread man Mii costumes will be available for purchase on December 22nd. If you already have the fighters pass, you will receive the update automatically for free.

That is all for Director Sakurai,

*Mr.Sakurai Waves*

Thank you for watching.

[CUDDLE PARTY with Cocko and Gallagher]

The pretentious haircut on gallagher had me repulsed enough that I had to come check the full video regardless. Glad I did.

[Sonic Papercraft Adventures: Halloween Fright Fight]

I've mixed feelings of cringe, praise, but primarily entertainment. The sound fit the genesis era, somehow you had the voice clips lining up with the beats, clearly a lot of work went into the papercraft, this is one of those things I'm going to secretly enjoy but never share with others lmao.

[The Magician & The Mother]

Damn that escalated quickly. Wasn't sure what I was in for with the opening, seeming a little goofy, then the vomiting ectoplasm til you fill a whole room starts. Also the little twist before the end there where it was not one ghost, but two. Pretty quality.

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[Hack Attack]

That was pretty fucking cute. I loved the aesthetic of the rooms you drew, the keyboard's buttons all individually different, it looked like a setting out of the late 90s. Also that high pitched voice acting was very charming.

[The House Inside Her Head]

Can't believe I put off watching this for weeks not knowing how good it was going to be. I loved the curly, twisty animation. The upside down steps, the rooms that were all topsy turvy and on weird angles, but full of detail. This was a fantastic animation, it had an interesting story, it was tense, there was horror, lots of detail like I mentioned earlier. I loved the stylized animation and the twisty hair of Lucy. This is going in my favorites forever, I'll be watching you for more interesting animations in the future I hope!

[Madness Combat 9.5 pt1]

Always a fun ride to watch, you'll always be the best at these Krinkels.